

They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and there's nothing you can do about it. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed, and deadly. He loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. Not only that, he is repossessing your souls and feeding them to a large vagina-shaped machine called the Walm-an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to rot on Earth forever. Satan Burger is the international cult hit that has grown such an enormous following over the past 10 years that it not only launched the career of underground author Carlton Mellick III, but inspired an entire literary movement.Ībsurd philosophies, dark surrealism, and the end of the human race. We must never, ever be boring." - Chuck Palahniuk

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring.
